Friday, August 29, 2008

Finally that's over...

Thank God. The nauseating stepford speeches, the robotic enthrallment of the delegates, the convenient tears shed, it was all just too contrived for me to stomach. Granted that's what conventions have become and expect similar (not exact) events to take place next week. The kicker had to be the "wonderous" speech given by the only greek god left out of the pantheon, Sen. Obama. What a cacophony of crap. On the 45th anniversary of a brilliant speaker's best address, this buffoon, goes up in front of 80,000 misfits and preaches as though he were Rev. Brown in Coming to America.

Most genuine moment of the convention?

Asa Eslocker, and a camera crew were attempting to take pictures yesterday of Democratic senators and VIP donors leaving a private meeting at the luxury Brown Palace Hotel. Way to protect and serve officers...

Hey Barack, you think your "promise" applies to this American? I'm thinking no, seeing as how he was going to show you suckling at the breast of special interest donors. Remember those guys? The ones you said you wouldn't be beholden to...The lobbyists you condemned in your "history-changing" speech. Please...

Classiest moment of the campaign? Well it didn't even take place in Denver, it was this ad:

I can't wait for the debate on moral judgment and character to begin! Good on ya Mac, this was a move that I sincerely doubt will be reciprocated.

In other news:

Mac has picked his VP!!!

Wow-wee Wee-wa!! What a brilliant about being a true DC outsider, and a voice of change! I'd love to see that self-righteous Biden try to use his "attack-dog" tactics on her. Hey Joe, lemme know how that works out for ya.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Oh Nancy, Nancy, Nancy....

How on God's Green Earth could anyone claiming to be a practicing Catholic have dared to claim this?

That Bug-eyed whack-job honestly thought she could change 2,000 years of Catholic dogma, in order to help the "illustrious" Sen. Obama. In response, every human on Earth with a brain in his/her head, said, "WTF!?!"

Hey Nancy, as a "practicing Catholic" have you every heard of....The Catechism of the Catholic Church, which states,

“Human life must be respected and protected absolutely from the moment of conception. From the first moment of his existence, a human being must be recognized as having the rights of a person — among which is the inviolable right of every innocent being to life...Since the first century the Church has affirmed the moral evil of every procured abortion. This teaching has not changed and remains unchangeable. Direct abortion, that is to say, abortion willed either as an end or a means, is gravely contrary to the moral law,”

Human life questioned by the Church over the centuries, huh Nancy?

Further, it cites Vatican instruction: “The inalienable rights of the person must be recognized and respected by civil society and the political authority. These human rights depend neither on single individuals nor on parents; nor do they represent a concession made by society and the state; they belong to human nature and are inherent in the person by virtue of the creative act from which the person took his origin. Among such fundamental rights one should mention in this regard every human being's right to life and physical integrity from the moment of conception until death.”

Hey Nancy, stick to continuing to screw up the legislative branch in our country, and maintaining that stellar 9% approval rating, or work to sell more than 10,000 copies of your literary opus in the next month. Trying to rewrite a central tenet of a 2,000 year old faith is above your pay grade.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Oh Barry, did u really do THAT?

Yes he did. The "illustrious" Sen. Obama, seeing his lead evaporate, has started yelling in events, complaining left and right, and in an act that was unbelievably stupid, made an issue out of a comment about the McCain homes. Does John know all the properties his wife owns, probably not, but, not one of them was bought with the help of a shady, slumlord who just happens to be a convicted felon...

Oh Sen. Obama, who is running your campaign?

First they tell you to call people liars when referring to your opposition of the Illinois Born Alive Act. Well, of course then the media got a hold of the audio where you explain why you opposed it. Yeah, hiring another doctor is too much of a burden on the hospitals, let's just toss the child and forget about it. Good Plan...No wonder why defining the age at which human rights applies is "above your pay-grade". What I would love to know in the world could your campaign tell you to attack a housing issue? Really? It's as if your managers are no more than trained circus animals.

What does all this have to do with the election? Well the substance of the ads is of little consequence, but perhaps the people are sick and tired of your "Chosen One" mentality, and maybe, just maybe, all of your equivocation, UMMMMM, and convoluted AHHHH answers have started to show the public that when the facts are brought to light you UHHHH really have a fatal flaw in the department of character, veracity, and moral fiber, not to mention your complete lack of understanding on anything regarding foreign policy or economics. Hey look at the bright side though, at least you're tech savvy and can be hip enough to text your VP selection. That's almost as hilarious as you honestly believing your own quotes (best summarized in this brilliant ad)

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

And the medals are awarded as such...

Ok folks...Here's the medal results for the most assinine comments/actions of the weekend...

-The Bronze medal:
Chad "ocho cinco" Johnson, and his supreme intellect and confidence, honestly believing that he and his inner-city friends could beat Michael Phelps in any swimming race. Well hey, "they did excellent at the city swimming pool, and Phelps hasn't faced the world's best, because inner city guys don't have the chance to go to the Olympics" Please... Hey Ocho, you're act is tired, give it a rest.

-The Silver medal (tie): achieving the same score in imbecility, and petulence.

The Obama camp, who bitched and whined that Sen. McCain must have had prior knowledge of the questions in Sat. evening's debate. How else could he have wiped the floor with the "illustrious" Sen. Barack? Well it wasn't too hard guys, you forgot to pack his teleprompter, and Obama really is more clueless than Paris Hilton on Thorazine.

The judges in the women's uneven bars event. How on Earth did you give Nastia Liukin the same score as the Chinese competitor when Stevie Wonder could've seen she performed better? Further, your "tie-breaker" system ranks up there as being the most convoluted thing I've seen since, well..Sen. Obama's "platform".

-And finally, the Gold Medal: for unparalleled achievement in stupidity, and earning top marks in the, "WTF?" category...

The "illustrious" Sen. Barack Obama, whose constant equivocation on every answer he gave on Saturday evening was exceptionally moronic. The greatest example though of this tremendously gifted buffoon, was seen in the following exchange:

Rick Warren: At what point does a baby get human rights in your view?
Sen. Barack Obama: Well, I think that whether you are looking at it from a theological perspective or a scientific perspective, answering that question with specificity, you know, is above my pay grade.

-Bravo Sen. Obama! That truly was a gold medal comment in the Assinine Olympics.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Only Now...At the End...

Well what an interesting week. So Putin decided it would be best for Russia to once again start crap in Eastern Europe. Awesome...Iran has basically given the world the finger, again, by allowing the date for cessation of uranium enrichment to come and go. Spectacular... And the damn Chinese female gymnasts are underage Cirque Du Soleil performers ;) (which makes it even worse that a bunch of 14yr. olds whalloped us. Now if it could be proven that they are in fact robots...that's a different story) So what is my response to all of these piss ant, 2-bit dictators that keep baiting us?

I quote the words of the ever-wise Emperor Palpatine... "Wipe them out...All of them."

Now is this a bit tongue-in-cheek? Of course... However, I do feel that the greatest approach the United States can take in these global affairs, is best summed up in the following speech by the legendary Mr. Chirstopher Walken....

-It's time for the U.S.A to remind the world who the "King of the Jungle" is. I love it!

Thursday, August 07, 2008

Buffalo Rising? hmm?

Ah yes the city of Buffalo has earned yet another dubious distinction. My question? How the hell is mayor Byron Brown the only one who doesn't realize that yes, indeed, Buffalo is a dying, if not already rigor mortis, city. But go ahead Mayor Brown, write to Forbes magazine, tell them about all the great things that show Buffalo is "rising." In fact, I think you should mention the city's stellar school system, population boom, willingness to accept private investment to the tune of $330 million dollars, the influx of decent jobs, and of course the unions that work in step with Buffalo's leaders and never pose a problem. maybe Forbes just over-looked all of those wonderful things. I've said it before, I'll say it again...I love Western NY. The beauty and charm of the suburbs and colonial towns is hard to match. The urban areas of Niagara Falls and Buffalo? Giant black holes.

Monday, August 04, 2008

New Olympic sport please...

Tubing. That's right you heard it here first, I think tubing should be in the summer olympics. We took the boat out yesterday and went to the mouth of the Niagara River where it empties into Lake Ontario. I truly do love my home town. The beauty of Lewiston and Youngstown along the river is unparalleled in Western NY. But back to tubing. Why the mouth? Because that's where the best waves are of course. What does that lead to? Air time...On my first run I managed to hang on after 3-4 consecutive jumps garnering 3 1/2 to 4 feet of air each time. Doesn't sound like a lot? Try it while being pulled by a boat travelling 20-30 miles an hour. My good friends that were with me achieved similar feats of aerial performance. However, that said, today every muscle in my body aches. Will that stop me from going again in a couple of weeks? Hell no!

-In other news...Some quick movie reviews.

Charlie Bartlett-Not quite the comedy it was billed to be, but I enjoyed it nonetheless.

Batman:The Gotham Knight- Horrendous. The story, while trying to be continuous throughout the different vignettes, was disjointed at best. The animation left a lot to be desired. (especially the 'manga/anime version of Batman) The only redeeming quality was the voice of Batman, and the fact that it was without the growling of the movie's version.

Friday, August 01, 2008

A hearty huzzah!

To Big Dave at DHKA and Mike at the Royal Toybox. These two dear friends of mine just got through the grueling 2 month prison sentence of studying for and taking the Bar exam. I believe you both deserve nothing more than to have passed it with flying colors!

-In other news...

-Golf tournaments are amazing. I just haven't had the time to get out practice before have to play in one next Saturday. Last week my close friend Shaun came up from Orlando with his lady friend and we had a whirlwind weekend that began Friday at the Level Regatta in the quiet hamlet of Youngstown. (it's been an annual tradition of ours for the greater part of 12-13 years now) Saturday, we ventured forth to the Seneca Niagara Casino and wound up on one helluva run at the craps table. We shot dice for the better part of four hours, and then celebrated our victory at the bar. Favorite part? The band playing at the Club 101 bar in the Casino did not know the words to The Doors' "L.A. Woman" So what should have been, "Just got into town about an hour agooooo" was translated into, "Jes gam mama nama blabla nama I no" The rest of the song played out in a similar fashion. Granted it was 3:00 am at that point, but Good Lord how does that happen?

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