Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Golfing

I just don't understand. I watch it on television and it looks effortless, one smooth movement. I try it in real life and no so much. I begin swearing bi-lingually and hungrily looking for some geriatric (who hit the ball father than I did) to strike down. Ah Golf, the gentleman's pastime. Riiiiight. Who the hell thought it was a good idea to whack a little ball into a tiny teacup size hole in the grass, 500 yds away amidst water, trees, crabgrass, and giant pits of sand???? It's as though golfers are auditioning for the role of Indiana Jones, in the much ballyhooed 4th installment.
I just stared playing about 2 years ago, though what I do cannot possibly be called golf. I do however love driving the carts, and drinking the beers that have been stashed in the many pockets of my golf bag, where more important stuff like extra tees and towels should be. The majority of my friends have played for quite some time now, and know what the game entails, and which clubs to use etc.... I on the other just whack the hell out of the golfball and wait to see where it lands. I don't understand how I can be so utterly dominating at Tiger Woods golf for my nintendo (high round for 18 holes=39) and I shoot roughly the same score for 5 holes in real life!! Damn those infernal video games. I'm going to give it a whirl again this weekend, I'll fill you all in on the debacle that will surely ensue.

Question of the day: If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know?

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